In a press conference, everyone is required to be like, "I'm just trying to do what's best for the team," but really?! It's a hilarious lie that everybody allows to be told.

Everyone has been to school. Everyone has a sense of classroom dynamics and politics, regardless of subject matter. And if you've lived long enough, everyone hits a big life transition.

Just keep plugging ahead with your idea because the tide turns quickly.

There's so much content out there that you can't make crap and just hope it gets seen.

If we want to be considered among the shows that are worth watching, it's got to be really good. Ultimately, that's all you can control.

Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.

It's a date.""It's a cookie.""It's a cookie date.

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.

One tech-related concern with religion is that it appears to be a positive feedback loop to the accelerating rich-poor gap, as the disenfranchised opt out of modernity.

We are squandering our wealth. In many respects, to the extent that we persist in our imperial delusions, we're also going to squander our freedom...

We'll be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

I started modeling at 14. It's simple. You respond to what the photographer wants and wear other people's ideas. I got bored with it, though, so I went to university.

I do comedy shows. I make fun of myself, first of all.