In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

Education gives sobriety to the young, comfort to the old, riches to the poor and is an ornament to the rich.

I had this teacher who kept telling me that if I was ever in a fair fight, someone had made a mistake, ” she said

What at one time one refuses to see never vanishes but returns, again and again, in many forms.

The emotional brain responds to an event more quickly than the thinking brain.

Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.

Truth lives in the cellar, error on the doorstep.

As the child outlives the father,so must the character bury the author.

I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one's life, the foundation of happiness or misery.

I like to write about certain things that if they are not written about are not going to exist.

I don't have any pressure on myself. I don't have a big record label backing me. I'm doing it all myself.

Can the Lord forgive me? Got the spirit of a thug in me.