In a sense it's a one-man show... except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper.

Arsene Wenger has got to unlock the purse strings

For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.

Northern Ireland are ten minutes away from their finest victory. There's 15 minutes to go here.

Brazil - they're so good it's like they are running round the pitch playing with themselves.

The Czech Republic are coming from behind in more than one way now.

The World Cup is a truly international event.

Nearly all the Brazilian supporters are wearing yellow shirts - it's a fabulous kaleidoscope of colour.

The unexpected is always likely to happen.

Gary Lineker has now scored 37 goals. That is precisely twice as many as last year.

The game is balanced in Arsenal's favour.

Faith turns mountains into pebbles. Fear turns pebbles into mountains.

They say the truth will set you free, but what they neglect to mention is what happens when the truth isn't what you want to hear.

Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance, is the death of knowledge.

Who promised you that only for joy were you brought to this earth?

The simpleness, the sweetness, and the constancy of the tender mercies of the Lord will do much to fortify and protect us in the troubled times in which we do now and will yet live.

Really now, I just can't seem to die... Where's the messy end I was promised?

If two people loved, they slept together; it was a mathematical formula, tested and proved by human experience.

As long as enough people can be frightened, then all people can be ruled. That is how it works in a democratic system and mass fear becomes the ticket to destroy rights across the board.

I've always been really hot on westerns. All my life growing up, cowboy, cowboy, cowboy.

You live long enough in a world spinning on its axis, you learn to spin in the same direction.