In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

You think that peace means that no one will fight. True peace is when you create peace within yourself leaving no one to fight.

You're the only one I ever believe in, the answer that could never be found.

she hated everything her parents loved

I can say I didn't win, but I can't say that I didn't try.

My dad always taught me to never be satisfied, to want more and know that what is done is done.

The smartest thing we can do to create high-wage jobs and grow our economy is to keep our focus on education.

God made me the way I am and I accept myself. I am who I am and I'm proud of myself.

My stomach sank. JP had come so close. His immigrant parents had sacrificed so much.

There's not an orchestra in the world that doesn't have weaknesses. None of us can play everything well. The repertoire is just too big.

Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun.