In a world filled with liars, some still seem surprised at the lengths to which some will go-yet we fear our own truth & so become numb to our own senses.

The songs were all either fast or sad. Because all songs should be either fast or sad.

You might say “no, you will never do that, that’s not you, not who I know, not who I thought you were”, and I will say "watch me".

I know I will go to hell, because I pardoned Richard Nixon.

I am against the whole cliche of the moment.

I can only express satisfaction that the Dear Leader is joining the likes of Gaddafi, Bin Laden, Hitler, and Stalin in a warm corner of hell.

The Chinese say it's better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one.

I crawled in the bathroom, looked in the mirror and saw the devil. It was me.

But parents, she supposed, were not the pinnacle of perfection their children thought or expected them to be. They were humans who usually did the best they could but often made the wrong choices.

The one pleasure that never palls is the pleasure of not going to church.

As I've told my three daughters, all of whom I've at one time encouraged to go into macro trading, any man or woman can do anything to which they set their heart and mind.