In absolute terms, I am the most legally persecuted man of all times, in the whole history of mankind, worldwide.

I'm 74 years old and even though I may be a bit of a rascal, 33 girls in two months seems to me too much even for a 30-year-old.

I will take questions from the guys, but from the girls I want telephone numbers.

There is nothing new in Egypt. Egyptians are making history as usual.

I always win, I'm cursed to win.

The Left loves the poor so much it creates more of them every time it gets into power.

I don't need to go into office for the power. I have houses all over the world, stupendous boats... beautiful airplanes, a beautiful wife, a beautiful family... I am making a sacrifice.

Mussolini never killed anyone, he just sent dissenters abroad for vacation.

Only I can turn this country around.

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out.

If I, taking care of everyone's interests, also take care of my own, you can't talk about a conflict of interest.

People of great power wield great power, but people of lesser power or people who have fallen out of power go to jail without adequate evidence, or their bodies are found in the trunks of cars.

You do not become a real pro in your field by doing certain things - you become a pro in your field by doing things in a certain way.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

What does the future, that half of time, matter to the man who is infatuated with eternity?

Rascals, do you want to live forever?

Total nonviolent non-cooperation has no place in popular Raj, whatever its level may be.

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

Dont listen to anybody. Nobody knows the magic bullet. If they did, theyd sell it and make a fortune. Follow your gut. Follow your instincts. Every once in a while, take a chance.

Coming to my rescue?' 'Of course. It's what we do. I rescue you; you rescue me. We just take turns whenever the other needs it.

They lose the day in expectation of the night, and the night in fear of the dawn.