In all fairness to Secretary [Hillary] Clinton I want you to be very happy. It's very important to me.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

I want to thank you, Lord, for life and all that's in it. Thank you for the day and for the hour, and the minute.

Threatened men live long.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

My god, they're everywhere.

No scientific theory achieves public acceptance until it has been thoroughly discredited.

When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.

The hardest thing to walk away from, over a long-form TV show, is the comradery of the company, both with the crew and the group of actors.

I really like to talk to people and to get their take on things.

One comes to believe whatever one repeats to oneself sufficiently often, whether the statement be true of false. It comes to be the dominating thought in one's mind.

When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.