In all my years of New York cab riding I have yet to find the colorful, philosophical cabdriver that keeps popping up on the late movies.

The reality of what we really are is often times found in the small snips, way down at the bottom of things.

I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves... only about you.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Can you imagine 4,000 years passing, and you're not even a memory? Think about it, friends. It's not just a possibility. It is a certainty.

I had woven a tapestry of obscenity that as far as I know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

The hand of fate had dipped into the ragbag of humanity.

A man today never feels so alive as when he is hurtling from one point to another on the azimuth.

Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.

There are fewer things more thrilling in life than lumpy letters. That rattle.

Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.

For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand.

Sometimes they [people] throw off their freedom so quickly, you'd think it was burning them.

No matter how rough the winds of adversities blow, continue to walk with courage and faith. You are much stronger than you could ever imagine.

Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.

Life is never free of contradictions

Control charts are one of the statistical tools for solving quality related problems.

The greatest failure in life is to stop trying.

The possible is constantly being redefined, and I care deeply about helping humanity move forward.

It's a delicate thing for me, with how involved I am in social media and being a part of people's lives in a way that they want me to.