In all the ages, three-fourths of the support of the great charities has been conscience money.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

There is no finer revenge than that which others inflict on your enemy. Moreover, it has the advantage of leaving you the role of a generous man.

Rocket Man, burning out his fuse up here alone.

I've been very well remunerated for my talents over the years so I really don't need the public's money.

People are running to and from class and I just want to yell, Slow down and wait for the world to catch up!

Where there is love, there is joy.

I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.

I'm encouraging these women, like Cheryl Strayed, to take the jump to writing for the screen. She is adapting her book Tiny Beautiful Things for us. They're infinitely capable of tackling the format.

Everything we have of value as human beings - as a civilization - is the result of our intelligence.

If we didn't have deadlines, we'd stagnate.