In an infinite Universe anything can happen.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Many lives are wasted by just waiting for something good to come from the horizon instead of going to the horizon and finding something good over there!

Our goal of all goals and ultimate purpose of life is happiness.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

Set the bar high - do the best you possibly can.

There is a peculiar gratification in receiving congratulations from one's squadron for a victory in the air. It is worth more to a pilot than the applause of the whole outside world.

A wrong war brings wrong; so does a right war.

Anywhere you can take Jesus Christ with you is all right to go.

We've got to build a durable relationship of trust with voters around the things that they are most concerned about.

One man's trash that's another man's come up.

It always seems impossible until its done.