In an infinite multiverse, there is no such thing as fiction.

Improv is... gods creating worlds.

I enjoy doing physical comedy.

I enjoy doing physical comedy. I'd love, you know, them to throw me some shtick that way. I'd love to do that, if they need physical comedy, if they'd let me display my wares that way.

Wikipedia gets a lot of things wrong.

Sometimes it's hard to look at a flower, when your dying inside.

Your right of religious freedom ends where my right of religious abstinence begins...

If they’re together long enough, every couple has one conversation over and over. This was ours.

I didn't want to feel like I was mimicking or copying someone else's performance, whether it's subconscious or not.

I didn't go to business school, didn't care about financial stuff and the stock market.

Love makes a good eye squint.

Behind the slogans lay an intellectual vacuum.

The defining challenge of the 21st century will be to face the reality that humanity shares a common fate on a crowded planet.

Miracles arise from conviction. Be convicted about these things: Miracles can happen. Miracles do happen. Love makes them happen.

It's a poor bureaucrat who can't stall a good idea until even its sponsor is relieved to see it dead and officially buried.