In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us, you love us. And if you really get to know us, you get gonorrhea."

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

The ones you trust are the ones who can hurt you the most.

My phone isn't "smart" because of its features. I make it smart by maximizing the phone's feature-set toward better personal efficiency.

Caro: "Bite me."Ruby: "I gave that up in kindergarten.

It is indeed a curse to dream as you walk amongst the dreamless

Everyone I know who is successful has issues with their father, regardless of whether it was sports or business or entertainment.

He should not be here, " said the fish in the pot. " he should not be here when your mother is not.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

The real reality is always just around the corner.

It's important for a woman to feel good in her clothes. It's OK to have curves and to work them.

Factual titling satisfies and is pure by its lack of bamboozlement.