In any profession, there's a sleazy side and an honorable side

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

My best attribute is knowing when not to answer stupid questions

I think smart is sexy. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very sexy. My cat is really sexy.

I'm involved in Project ALS which is trying to get money for stem cell research. That's one I've been pretty involved with because if you can cure that, you can cure so many other diseases.

If it's a really good gift, I love receiving it, like jewels, small islands.

Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat.

The critics tend to forget their own answers after a while

Size counts. That's all.

I dont have any blonde friends.

I was obsessed with Elvis Presley when I was little.

It had been my repeated experience that when you said to life calmly and firmly (but very firmly!) "I trust you do what you must " life had an uncanny way of responding to your need.

I never deny a true experience in one shot.

This is the worst President ever. He [George W. Bush] is the worst President in all of American history.

A kiss is the natures way to stop a conversation, when the words are superfluous

Independence cannot be real if a nation depends upon gifts.

Like poetry, fashion does not state anything. It merely suggests.

Theater used to be a verb; it used to be an act. But nowadays it is just a noun. It is a place.

You can taste a word.

Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!

No, I haven't failed thousands of times. On the contrary, I have successfully eliminated thousands of ideas that do not work!