In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Regulations in an "Idea Economy" are restraints on innovation.

It is awesome to note that the works your work are working but that should not be a joy. The ultimate joy should be that the works of your work are indelible.

Sometimes, the most graceful way to handle something is to be decidedly ungraceful.

Spirit of excellence can take you to the place of favor.

The sun and its retinue of planets drift as a group through the vast gulfs of space that separate the stars.

Honesty that can be trusted and respected is a very fragrant flower in the life of a Christian.

I'm not a politician. And I don't want to be.

The good thing about writing a true story is that you don't have to worry about giving an impression of realism.

Khem was an ancient name for the land of Egypt; and both the words alchemy and chemistry are a perpetual reminder of the priority of Egypt's scientific knowledge.

I've played lots of villains in my time and I think the reason they've been so successful is that they're not two-dimensional. They're not black and white. That's the gig.