In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

I write letters to my right brain all the time. They're just little notes. And right brain, who likes to get little notes from me, will often come through within a day or two.

Morals

You never needed wings to fly, You only needed love.

The deepest desire of our hearts is for union for God. God created us for union with himself. This is the original purpose of our lives.

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.

Write from the soul, not from some notion what you think the marketplace wants. The market is fickle; the soul is eternal.

The piano is able to communicate the subtlest universal truths by means of wood, metal and vibrating air.

As always in a musical collaboration: One has to like each other. As simple as that.

It is a folly second to none; to try to improve the world.

I like acting for now. But after seeing Apollo 13, what I really want to do is to be an astronaut. I'm dying to go to a space camp next summer!