In blitz, the Knight is stronger than the Bishop

I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.

If I'm not doing the work I want, I usually suffer a psychological allergic reaction and get ill. It niggles when things get out of my control.

[Chinese] have no respect for our President - which I can understand that - they have no respect for [Barack] Obama, they have no respect for our country, and they're getting away with murder.

Sometimes I even amaze myself, and sometimes I do things that make me want to punch myself in the face.

I was once dancing with a woman who told me she had a yeast infection so I told her to bake me some bread.

Never miss an opportunity to look like a nice guy.

While photographs may not lie, liars may photograph.

I'm dating somebody. I am enjoying it very much, and having a really nice time at the moment. I'm very happy.

When the Englishman speaks of national wealth he means the number of millionaires in the country.

There are so many decisions in making a movie.