In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Not being heard is no reason for silence.

Due to your merit karma, your efforts will bring you success and when the merit karma is expended, your efforts will bring in losses.

LOVE is meant to make you Happy, not sad. What's the use of Love, if it makes you mad!

People want us, or want us dead, because of what we are, not who we are. It's hard.~Angel

The problem with satisfaction is it's a bottomless pit

No matter how close we got to a station or a disc jockey ... they could disappear into the ether without so much as a wave goodbye or a farewell song.

It's something inside his heart that's bigger than anything. He's got the heart of a lion about to grab something.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

It's no secret that Europeans and Americans win most Nobel prizes.

The only tip I have for an artist is perseverance... Never give up.