In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

The talent that I was blessed with was really for the theater.

If you stand still long enough, you'll get stuck.

There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

The first time I went to Wales I thought I'd landed in a land of hobbits. Everybody was really small and the houses were small and the writing was backwards.

I'm a cheesy over-the-top megalomaniac with a deep voice and the most amazing pecs.

Beyond its entertainment values, 'Baywatch' has enriched and in many cases helped save lives.

When you realize that life isn't fair, you don't act out, you don't get overly wasted, you don't get self-indulgent. You just move forward.

In a cornball way, I think being a celebrity is about making a difference, too.

Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect.

I went in and said, "If I see one more gratuitous shot of a woman's body, I'm quitting . . . " I think the show should be emotional story lines, morals, real- life heroes. And that's what we're doing

We are the subject of God's blessing, but He is the source. Anything good in your life came from Him.

The lesson I learned is that when you give someone authority, you must be conscious you are doing so and continue to ask yourself whether it is in your best interests.

Our sense of calling should be like an unfolding epic adventure.

and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.

...the incontrovertible evidence is that Hitler ordered on November 30, 1941, that there was to be 'no liquidation of the Jews.'

I think my formative experiences were really in junior high, where at a typical public school we were doing little genetic experiments, very classic experiments.

Wait 'till I get my money right.

Every time I tour military outlets, I dedicate the food, fitness and set-ups to their service, because it all came to me through the military.

I now accept that it is looking increasingly likely that Tiger Woods is, in fact, straight.

Not one atom can rest until it finds its freedom.