In cases of major discrepancy its always reality thats got it wrong ... reality is frequently inaccurate.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Hate nobody

It's witchcraft with all the crusts cut off, and real witchcraft is ALL crusts.

When it's in a book I don't think it'll hurt any more ...exist any more. One of the things writing does is wipe things out. Replace them.

He enjoys much who is thankful for little.

Always, however brutal an age may actually have been, its style transmits its music only.

I think basically most men are misogynistic.

Factories are the workplaces of our National Socialist racial comrades.

Write for the love of your art. Someplace down the road, the money, the fame, they'll come, but by that time you won't be thinking in terms of money or fame.

The country is making a big mistake not teaching kids to cook and raise a garden and build fires.

Man has made use of his intelligence; he invented stupidity.