In college, before video games, we would amuse ourselves by posing programming exercises.

One of my most productive days was throwing away 1,000 lines of code.

It is only the inadequacy of the criminal code that saves the hackers from very serious prosecution.

When in doubt, use brute force.

It's always good to take an orthogonal view of something. It develops ideas.

If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.

We have persistent objects, they're called files.

You can't trust code that you did not totally create yourself.

I think the major good idea in Unix was its clean and simple interface: open, close, read, and write.

No amount of source-level verification or scrutiny will protect you from using untrusted code.

SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out!

I haven't changed, but I know I ain't the same.

When you're young and you have money, you become the CEO, automatically, of life, of your family.

Don't try to be someone. Be yourself. This is what mediation should teach you.

If you go to bed at 10:00 and get up by 6:00 A.M., things will work out for you.

If you cannot get along with yourself, you'll never be able to get along with other people.

We don't grow on accident, we grow on purpose.

I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny.

Doubt is the first step towards knowledge, not faith.

Right now I'm pouring my heart out and she's pulling faces

Think'st thou it honourable for a noble man Still to remember wrongs?