In college football brad, you know, when you make a first down, first downs that you have possession of aren't really that important because if you make a first down it stops the clock

If you want to drop off the face of the earth, just be an assistant coach.

Dan Fouts fumbled the game away for Chargers.

You should never apologize for existing, Lev. Not even to all those people out there who wish you didn't.

I don't like having feelings," Eric said coldly, and he left. That was a tough exit line to top.

My page is junk, because I hate putting anything to do with me on the site, it just feels wrong.

A photo is a creation.

I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch.

If you can express yourself so as to be perfectly understood in ten words, never use a dozen.

The cross is not just a badge to identify us...it is also the compass which gives us our bearings in a disoriented world.

London has now become almost like a gigantic frog! With its long tongue it draws curious insects from all over the world inside itself!

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.