In each of [my] actions, I'm keeping my promises to the American people. These are campaign promises.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Book burnings. Always the forerunners. Heralds of the stake, the ovens, the mass graves.

The human voice was the first instrument and remains the most powerful and effective method of musical creation and emotional transference.

His mind is like that. On the inside, where he never smiles.

As we write we summon little demons.

A lot of kneeling keeps one in good standing.

Beware of the guy praying loudest in the amen corner.

I just try to do as good job with the material as I can and play some jazz as well, some improvised music, and do that every night. Just see where it goes.

I have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.

Backpacking is the art of knowing what not to take.

Of course, it would help if she could stay focused, but she had the attention span of a sick flea.’ (Sunshine)