In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

It's a crazy world, so sports and athletics and music can be a form of escapism.

Since everything is already the Supreme Buddha Nature, where are you going to find it?

You know Chuck, Buddy, and Elvis paved the road The roots are deep inside us It's the rhythm in our soul.

When you see persons slip down on the ice, do not laugh at them. ... It is more feminine on witnessing such a sight, to utter an involuntary scream than a shout of laughter.

I'm obsessed with 'Homeland.' It's not even okay.

"Miss you," he said. It was the barest murmur, scarcely a sound.

The best I can do is stay happy.

In another life - and as I like to say, another body - I used to teach aerobics.

The blowing thing is something that you either have a predilection for or not. And I don't have that thing. It was just unsanitary. I couldn't do it. I am a complete germaphobe.

When you're working with really good actors, it raises your own game and you get better.