In every end, there is also a beginning.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

It brings tears of joy to a teacher’s eye when the student becomes a great success.

If a violent person wishes to attack us, let us send him a gentle phrase as this will defuse his violence.

No woman ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

Mile high club, it's got its ups and downs.

I really do live for the future, because when I'm eating a box of candy, I can't wait to taste the last piece.

There is nothing more difficult than waking someone who is only pretending to be asleep.

Success is a consequence and must not be a goal. I've never sought it (though I desire it) and seek it less and less.

It would be the height of absurdity to label ignorance tempered by humility "faith"! (Institutio III.2.3)

I've always treated the music business as a business.

Good lies need a leavening of truth to make them palatable.