In every province, the chief occupations, in order of importance, are lovemaking, malicious gossip, and talking nonsense.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize.

It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Give me the patience for the small things of life, courage for the great trials of life. Help me to do my best each day and then go to sleep knowing God is awake.

Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all; and others, to persecute those who do reason.

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.

The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.

Have Fun Storming the Castle!

You trusted me enough to jump off the wall, and I caught you.

Many people who have lost jobs . . . find that this was God’s way of redirecting their lives.

What if happiness is a choice?

Nobody picks on a strong man.

I always give a lot of credit to Ronnie Dunn for making me fall in love with country music.

I forget it's Shane Warne and just think of him as any old bowler lobbing down a lump of leather.

There are things I believe in to a certain extent, as much as a scientist would. And I like, through the means of entertainment, to explore those ideas.

I shall be so brief that I have already finished.

Let it not be assumed that the artist is so smug as to dislike true criticism. No sincere artist was ever completely satisfied with his labour.