In every spoof I make real love to the things I am spoofing.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

Doing the things you hate is living in a world of sin. Hell is staying in the place Jesus saved you from. That is, to live on your own, without God.

It is not the balance in your check book that makes life count. It is the investment one makes in the lives of others.

I looked at him and he looked at me. A moment. A choice. My choice. His choice.

Truth titillates the imagination far less than fiction.

To connect with the fairies... go outdoors.

George Martin is an incredible writer.

I would prefer to get lashed rather than go to prison.

Actors are responsible to the people we play.

Narrow all your interests until the attitude of mind and heart and body is concentration on Jesus Christ.

I just couldn't live without dogs