In everyone's life there are people who stay and people who go and people who are taken against their will.

Trees are as close to immortality as the rest of us ever come.

Let us never underestimate the power of a well-written letter.

Arriving late was a way of saying that your own time was more valuable than the time of the person who waited for you.

The sunset you see is always better than the one you don’t. More stars are always better than less.

Lots of people go mad in January. Not as many as in May, of course. Nor June. But January is your third most common month for madness.

When there is an invisible elephant in the room, one is from time to time bound to trip over a trunk.

Pheromones are Earth's primordial idiom.

No Utopia is Utopia for everyone

I still haven't found the place where I can be my true self. But maybe you never get to be your true self, either.

I'm unclear on the definition of person the courts have been using. Something that sieves out dolphins but lets corporations slide on through.

He did not waste time in a vain search for a place in history.

I still don't get it" Coach Hedge muttered as they roamed the centre aisle. "They named a whole town after Leo's table?""I think the town was here first, Coach" Nico said.

After all, spinning is its own reward. There wouldn't be carousels if it weren't so.

At least we're getting the kind of experience we need for the next war.

You don't look in the eyes of a carrot seed quite in the way you do a panda bear, but it's very important diversity.

Most sermons sound to me like commercials - but I can't make out whether God is the Sponsor or the Product.

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

Man and wife were supposed to stay together because they'd made their vows in front of God and family.

I'm kind of a nerd in that I get really excited about things... I love anticipating if they're going to like their rooms or not.

Some people are real, some people are good, some people are fake and some people are real good at being fake.