In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my head. I gotta go make a movie for Peter Falk and me

But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it's also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this baby. And that's the thing I still can't get over

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.

And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of places you can put your input - in the editing, in the production of it, in the rewriting of it and so on

I'd distract myself until finally it was a combination of things. The show was over and I had time on my hands. I had taken time and played and just relaxed.

Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.

If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts.

A new child in the house is a huge tourist attraction. It's like Disneyland, except there the lines are longer and no one brings casseroles.

There was a period where our child's birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby Project.

Follow your heart only if it has your mind's feet.

It was then I saw thy mother, and loved her, and took her away in my secret heart.

Don’t you worry, darlin’, ” he says, his intensely blue eyes full of mischief. “I like surprises

Be not entangled in this world of days and nights Thou hast another time and space as well.

President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'

Academics get paid for being clever, not for being right.

Indian celebrities have the media and fans permanently outside their homes, and that would make me really uncomfortable.

I am writing my second novel for children for Simon and Schuster.

The mood state Americans are in, on average, when watching television is mildly depressed.

If you’re going to have childhood dreams you should have great parents who let you pursue them and express your creativity