In golf I am one under; one under a tree, one under a rock, and one under a bush.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they got ten, we only got two.

Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo.

We goaltenders tend to be very proud bastards.

where oh where, in what cemetery of the heavens do the tender words of lovers rest when they love no more? (Searching for author)

Some things are worse than death... If a man lives, he must still live with himself.

Jesus told us to make disciples, not decisions.

In Europe they're more calm, more reserved. Here, in the States, people are more wild, a little more open. I guess it takes a lot to impress those people up there in Europe. Especially in London.

The more you move in rhythm with someone, the closer you become with that person.

Mean comedy is not really something that I personally gravitate towards or something that I do.

In opera, as with any performing art, to be in great demand and to command high fees you must be good of course, but you must also be famous. The two are different things.

I would not be too surprised to see a flying horse; I would consider it as a gift of the evolution; but I would be very surprised if it had horseshoe sounds!

If you eat three times a day, you become fat. If you read three times a day, you become wise. It's better to be wise than fat.

Nature is what she is - amoral and persistent.