In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

The future is uncertain, but that can be a good thing.

Time was spinning numerous threads for its tapestry, some to be woven together, some to entangle or fray, others merely to perish and pass away.

I knew the answer, and--of course--so did Ramses. He has superb breath control and always gets in ahead of me.

Creativity is an infinitely renewable resource - you are not going to run out of it - so don't be afraid to use it.

Digital clocks took the 'space' out of time.

I'm sure that there are many situations in life that are going to offer the same risks and pitfalls that you have to get past. That's just life.

Our forefathers made one mistake. What they should have fought for was representation without taxation.

Every collectivist revolution rides in on a Trojan horse of EMERGENCY.

I can't remember anything I ever wrote.

I think you have to ask yourself does voting work on the level that you are trying to effectuate change; that is the conversation you must have.