In health we're doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear to god I hate my life.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

The strips are nearly effortless unless I am really emotionally upset, a wreck.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.

I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer.

If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever possible BE the unexpected.

I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it I was a cartoonist.

Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream they had.

What year is it in your imagination?

It is my assessment that most police officers who spend their days driving around USA cities will have some levelof radiation sickness and this is concerning!

One thing my family has shown me is that having a sense of humor is everything.

Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.

Mystery is at the heart of creativity. That, and surprise.

Polo drifts gently in and out of fashion.

Being FEARLESS isn't being 100% Not FEARFUL, it's being terrified but you jump anyway.

Literature has nothing to do with usefulness; the most useful place in any house is the toilet.

takes a devil to make a decent angel.

The primary component upon which all else rests in a kingdom is the authority of the ruler. Without that, there is anarchy resulting in mess.