In improv there are no mistakes, only beautiful happy accidents. And many of the world’s greatest discoveries have been by accident.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)

Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.

You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' brownies. Suckers!

Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions ... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it.

Don't hire anyone you wouldn't want to run into in the hallway at three in the morning.

We spent days and weeks doing nothing, calling one another ten times a day to schedule our nothing-doing.

Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details?

Tanzanians are some of the friendliest you'll ever meet, insisting on a welcoming smile and wave as they pass you on the streets, exclaiming 'Jambo!'

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.

To grow in your passion for what Jesus has done, increase your understanding of what He has done.

Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

Then I lie down on the horse blanket and drift into a dream about Marlena that will probably cost me my soul.

At the cross, the worst about us-our sins-was laid upon Christ, and the best about Him-His righteousness-was laid upon us.

Pitching is a priority.

If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others.

Human language is mythological and metaphorical by nature.

O, while you live, tell truth, and shame the Devil!