In indie rock, there's the phenomenon of: "Oh, this guy seems totally normal, but he's actually crazy." There's more of that out there than you'd think.

I keep thinking the bad guys will win in the end and take it all away, but somehow it all seems to keep working.

I'm Here All Weak might be the strangest comedy album I have ever heard. But I've listened twice, which is more than I listen to 90 percent of all comedy albums, so I think I love it?

Mike Holmes is insanely talented and his work bristles with the kind of humanity and insight that is rare in comics – or in humans, for that matter.

I love doing the show more than anything. It's truly the most satisfying thing creatively that I've ever had in my life.

My day job is writing for television. So I've been on enough sets, and I know how things work.

The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not.

I will say, the performers in the musical are some of the most super-talented people I've ever seen.

Creeps get rewarded for being creepy.

I get so much inspiration from people working hard at music, even though it's nothing to do with what I do.

I always have a lot of respect for people who do things. Even if it's the worst garbage on earth.

Any given moment—no matter how casual, how ordinary—is poised, full of gaping life.

My heart was still beating, I was still breathing, but was living something more?

I steadied by guitar against the table, and steadied myself with it.And forgot every rule I had ever known.

Far more important than being the first, be willing to settle for the best.

You're not supposed to look back, you're supposed to keep going.

If ever the Greeks needed a Trojan horse, it is now.

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

Contrary to popular opinion, 'Leave it to Beaver' was not a documentary.

Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.

Oh, earth, you're too wonderful for anybody to realize you. Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it -- every, every minute?