In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

You can get a thousand no's from people, and only one "yes" from God.

genuinely, there is no differences between job and love . in boh cases, you have to be up to date, upgraded, continue, smart, presentable and best performers.

And now, talking of praying, I realise sadly that there will be little point in praying for you. You are passing now to a region where you will be beyond the reach of the power of prayer.

I think I was so successful, not because I was brilliant, but because I was so young. I had no fear of consequences.

When I found myself regarded as respectable, I began to wonder what sins I had committed. I must be very wicked, I thought. I began to engage in the most uncomfortable introspection.

Appearance versus reality? Appearance is reality, God damn it!

God does not answer our desperate questionings; he simply gives us himself.

If you think, you can become successful and you are willing to learn and work at success, one day you will become successful.

Great men are but life-sized. Most of them, indeed, are rather short.

My intention is to create opportunities for reflections and meditations on history.