In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.

Love yourself first and everything falls into line.

I believe that we're as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.

A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.

Nothing is easier to achieve than full employment, once it is divorced from the goal of full production and taken as an end in itself

Might have just been an innocent bystander, sir, ’ said Carrot'What, in Ankh-Morpork?’Yes, sir.’‘We should have grabbed him, then, just for the rarity value

I die the king's faithful servant, but God's first.

Let me be really here, here in this place and this time where I am.

At the risk of sounding naff, it is having hope fulfilled.

The foundation is in place, and now we have to get to work.

He who is wise puts aside all claims which may dissipate his attention, and confining himself to one branch excels in that.

I always work from an outline.

What I admire about Snoop Dogg is his longevity. I mean, he's been around for a long time and I think he's as good as he's ever been.

The Gita is like a bouquet composed of the beautiful flowers of spiritual truths collected from the Upanishads.