In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

'Chasing Amy' was an amazing role, but then after that, I went and did 'Big Daddy' and you're the girlfriend or you're the best friend. I wasn't getting the Nicole Kidman roles.

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

Stay with me; I want to be alone

Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.

I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.

It just gets frustrating playing the girlfriend, It's just this awful feeling, sitting in your house, waiting for a script to come. I like to be more proactive.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Education is wonderful - it helps you worry about things all over the world.

The toughest thing about homework is getting mom and pop to agree on the same answer.

Time is standing still. We are measuring ourselves by how far we are going.

It’s a story of love, of hatred, and of the dreams that live in the shadow of the wind.

Fearlessness comes from working with the softness of the human heart.

I absolutely don't care about my looks and I'm so used to them that I wouldn't change a thing. I would end up missing my defects.

A nation that still believes in itself holds fast to its own god.

Sneaky, manipulating, merciless bloodsucker . . ." A chuckle drifted up to me. "Pillow talk already? You'll have me hard before we're even back in our room.

To secure a contented spirit, measure your desires by your fortune, and not your fortune by your desires.

The skilful class of flatterers praise the discourse of an ignorant friend and the face of a deformed one.

It seems just possible that a poem might happen to a very young man: but a poem is not poetry -That is a life.