In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

The strips are nearly effortless unless I am really emotionally upset, a wreck.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.

I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer.

If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever possible BE the unexpected.

I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it I was a cartoonist.

Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream they had.

What year is it in your imagination?

I collect words--they are sweets in the mouth of sound.

The closest thing I have to a spiritual experience anymore is a Mocha Frappe from McDonald's.

Rest fixed most things. Sleep was my sweet reward. I treated bedtime as both incentive and sacrament.

Only he is fit to preach who cannot avoid preaching, who feels that woe is upon him unless he preach the gospel

My outlet is my music, and it's been this way since I was 4 years old.

When you go out to Hollywood, it's like, "Here's the book. It is what it is. It'll always stay the same."

In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it.

I really hope that what we are doing inspires young Mexican girls not to be afraid to get involved in sports.

For me, comfort is paramount.

No enlightened person would deny its premise, but as an ongoing program it is monotonous, limited, locked in a perception of victimization.