In literature imitations do not imitate.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I was a coward. I went to the war.

I found God, he lives in an atom.

Pain is God's megaphone to rouse a deaf world.

I'm not a Democrat, I'm not a Republican-I'm an American, I'm a human.

I can’t exactly describe how I feel but it’s not quite right. And it leaves me cold.

We want to change the way we help unemployed people find jobs. We want to be faster and more goal oriented.

If I am convinced that I will procure the profoundest idea only by undergoing the profoundest pain, I shall beg for strength to endure that pain.

You'll be a good parent when you're ready to no longer be selfish. Until I was about 35, it was all about me. I look back and I'm astonished at how I lived my life - it was totally self-involved.

I am humble enough to recognize that I have made mistakes, but politically astute enough to know that I have forgotten what they are.

Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.