In love, everything is true, everything is false; it is the one subject on which one cannot express an absurdity.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.

The sunset glow of self-possession.

There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Pleasure can be supported by an illusion; but happiness rests upon truth.

Intelligent people make many mistakes because they cannot believe the world is really as foolish as it is.

Society is divided into two classes, the shearers and the shorn.

His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine, The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.

Kumquats?I've had a few.But then again, tofu dementia.

As soon as I can find the courage to put my plans to action, I will turn from being a “maybe man” into someone whose future success lies completely in his own hands.

Richard Wagner a musician who wrote music which is better than it sounds.

I'd three times sooner go to war than suffer childbirth once.

Vision gets the dreams started.

Be phenomenal or be forgotten!

Nothing comes from nothing. You must continuously feed the inner beast that sparks and inspires.

Spies go to bars for the same reason people go to libraries: full of information if you know where to ask.