In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

When you stress out, things will stress out around you. Always control your thoughts and pacify any unnecessary stress. Control your vibrations and you are the master of your own harmony.

Lenin was always prone to overestimate the physical danger to himself: in this respect he was something of a coward.

If we cannot now end our differences at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.

God has been pleased to prescribe limits to his power and to work out his ends within these limits.

Cars are the sculptures of our everyday lives.

I'm not trying to keep anybody happy.

We began as wanderers, and we are wanderers still.

Rather than looking for another religion, look for the values that are in every religion.

All of us are subject to being passive to the social ills around us. It's a struggle not to become, by staying silent, an accomplice.