In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.

Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.

I remember I was in music class, I was a senior in high school, and my music teacher was like, "You should be a stand-up comic, you could imitate anyone.

My dad always said to go for my hobby and used to commend me for my excellent judgement so i try to do the similar for my children.

God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person's mom.

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.

My music teacher told me that she didn't even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up.

The most important thing as a comic and a creator is to have a robust standpoint.

My mother is the one true hero of my life

She deceiving I believing What need lovers wish for more?

... he was juggling issues and solving problems, which was why his brain had no space left for memories.

I had an inheritance from my father, It was the moon and the sun. And though I roam all over the world, The spending of it’s never done.

I don't think a Hollywood actor is safe from acting in the rain: it all depends on the film.

Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate... being alone.

...we make our lives by what we love.

And music has always been incredibly cathartic for me, whether it's writing my own stuff or singing other people's music; it's very freeing.

I have seen gleams in the face and eyes of the man that have let you look into a higher country.

Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.