In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Righteousness is the way of Light

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

Might the peasant expect the Almighty to stay the thunder storm, which clears the air of a nation from pestilence, lest the lightning bold should in its flash kill his cow?

I cannot speak for the way God deals with others; I only know how he deals with me personally.

Art is eternal, but life is short..I will make up for it now, I have not a moment to lose.

There is something of yourself that you leave at every meeting with another person.

Having fun time is a good use of your money.

Kevin Costner. I love Kevin Costner. That's all I have to say. I love Kevin Costner.

I think [song 'Can't Stop Workin'] it's the constant work; performing and traveling. It gets to be a bit of a strain. But if you pace yourself, which I've managed to do, you can go pretty well.

In TV, you usually don't get a chance to fix anything. It's always easier to cancel something than fix it.