In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

This far north the sun was still up, although very low, riding through the mountains as if looking for something it lost on the ground.

Pride is never so loud as when in chains.

God is love? Not bloody likely.

It's never as good the second time. Things don't get better. You can't always go back, a lot of it has been erased. The photograph is a record of it having existed.

Woman is mistress of the art of completely imbittering the life of the person on whom she depends.

Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.

Products with higher user engagement have the potential to grow faster than their rivals.

If you study the behavior or the attitude of Syria, Iran, and U.S., you understand that these three countries can't come to terms with each other.

When I was growing up, one or two girls were beautiful, but it was not an aspiration, right?

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, his is also one who is permanently disappointed in the future.