In my mind, everything is too sanitised on television - what is wrong with things going wrong?

It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully.

You can shuffle my deck any day!

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards.

Nice to see you, to see you nice

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

Everything happens for a reason but sometimes the reason is because you are stupid

It is in the social sphere, in the realm of politics and economics, that the Will to Order becomes really dangerous.

When people get more frustrated by their indecision than by the situation that prompted it, clarity often follows.

People love advertising in particular but they hate advertising in general.

People should make distinctions between the office of the presidency and the person who occupies it. You can respect the office even as you lose respect for the individual.

There's one disturbing notion throughout India that light skin is more attractive than dark.

We are afraid of failure, of ridicule, of being rejected. We are afraid we’re not good enough.

Be not so severe as to cause shyness, nor so clement as to encourage boldness.

But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.

Most Americans, who think Congress has a right to do anything for which they can get a majority vote, ignore the clearly written constitutional restraints on Congress.