In my school, people liked the gym teachers because they were the football or soccer coaches. But look, if they're cool, they get respect.

You know, a lot of those angry sort of Southern man characters that I've been doing are based on different people I might've had as, like, a soccer coach or as a teacher.

I've always had the hair of Lionel Ritchie since I was a boy, but the mullet sadly is a hairpiece. My wife won't let me rock that hairstyle.

The one thing about being a parent is the ability to be selfless: To give up the things you want and need for the benefit of someone else.

Confidence and a good sense of humor can usually win a chick over.

The whole experience of 'Eastbound' has been completely unexpected and super-surprising every step of the way.

When I met David Green at film school he always used to offer free haircuts - he was kind of an artisan. In a lot of our films, he's constantly trying to give me weird looks.

I had a classic gym teacher in junior high who wore a weightlifter's belt all the time.

On a human level, people want to see someone succeed who wants to change.

So I just came out here to Los Angeles with a bunch of buddies I had gone to film school with. You know, for better or worse, we just tried to slug it out here.

As an actor, you don't want to be typecast, because Hollywood is so quick to put you in things that you've succeeded in before.

LIFE’S SOFT EDGES‘Tis a truth I will confess that we ofttimes find soft edges –to such a degree, our livesare well manifestof people’s kindliness.

Many become brave when brought to bag.

Be prepared to be enlightened, enraged, amused, engaged, and above all provoked.

The combat [with ISIS] on the ground must be done by Muslim troops with our support. We must not get involved in perpetual warfare in the Middle East.

Every single element, even the most hair-raising, can be improved.

The European Borders Agency in Warsaw has been created to help border forces in Europe cooperate more.

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

Most people don't like challenges at work. Actors love challenges at work.

I came in ["MADtv"] kind of late in the season. Some of the producers didn't want me but the network did. It was all (messed up) from the beginning.

Yeah, I don't think you can live anywhere else - it's such a great city [New York]. L.A. is kind of a necessary evil, but man, I love going back to New York.