In one decade, women had gotten more protection against offensive jokes in the workplace than men had gotten in centuries against being killed in the workplace.

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

In fact, the socialization gives us the tools to fill our evolutionary roles. They are our building blocks.

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success.

The weakness of men is the facade of strength; the strength of women is the facade of weakness.

Hazing is both testing and training to subordinate self to the team.

The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a construction site.

If women had to promise to provide for a man for a lifetime before he removed his veil and showed her his smile, would we think of this as a system of female privilege?

Men are not only women's unpaid bodyguards, they actually pay to be a woman's bodyguard.

I define power as control over ones life. A balanced life is far superior to the male definition of power: earning money someone else spends while he dies sooner.

When women are at the height of their beauty power and exercise it, we call it marriage. When men are at the height of their success power and exercise it, we call it a mid-life crisis.

Forgiveness is brave, sets us free from darkness, and allows light to shine the sweet fragrance of life into our souls

We know only that in some strange and melancholy way we have become a waste land. All the same, we are not often sad.

Cooking is 80 percent confidence, a skill best acquired starting from when the apron strings wrap around you twice.

I'm proud to acknowledge my debt to the 'Reverend Satchelmouth' ... He is the beginning and the end of music in America

The hardest thing in comedy is to have the biggest laugh at the end, and it’s the most satisfying thing.

The wind shows us how close to the edge we are.

Endless is the search of truth.

A philosophical problem has the form: I don't know my way about.

There is good and evil in each of us, and you can easily be led to the dark side.