In one word he told me the secret of success in mathematics: plagiarize; only be sure always to call it . . . research.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

weak men are afraid of a woman's strength.

I do not worship a DEAD and buried Christ at Calvary. I worship a ressurected and LIVING Christ in Heaven! Jesus Christ is alive.

When I was younger, I was listening to a lot of Armenian music, you know, revolutionary music about freedom and protest. In the 70s I was listening to soul and the Bee Gees and ABBA, and funk.

Oh the Christian church has encouraged enormous immaturity among the peoples who are its primary adherence.

I had a dream I was walking down the street and didn't have to hold anyone's hand

You're thinking about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk.

The worst part is not in making a mistake but in trying to justify it, instead of using it as a heaven-sent warning of our mindlessness or our ignorance.

Leave it as it is. The ages have been at work on it and man can only mar it.

I just want to wear my heart on my sleeve.

Imprisonment in the contemporary is the worst of all intellectual tyrannies.