In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes

We all approached doing a sequel with great trepidation and skepticism.

But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to be Jason time, right? My time to enjoy myself away from movies.

I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

Getting married has shifted my focus, in such a profound way. You just realize, "Oh, I can't be so selfish anymore. There's someone else."

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

I like to think what I bring to the table is kind of a sympathetic and endearing quality, even while I'm playing outcasts or characters that end up in outlandish situations.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

People would see me on a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day in school

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

When death tells a story yo really have to listen

If your weakness is love then you are extremely strong.

And all I really want to say is you're the reason I want to stay.

They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.

I grew up in Cincinnati, Ohio, and my parents are really right wingers. My dad watches, like, five or six hours of Fox News every day and stuff like that.

You and I more than anyone else in the universe are perfect for each other.

I have nothing to do with counting the votes.

I go to movies and concerts and stuff - that's why I think all my money would be gone if I weren't working because I just keep spending it, on that, and CDs, and I don't know.

All you need is a bad angle and suddenly youre 30 pounds overweight.