In order to induce the process of decay, water is necessary. I think that, in the case of women, men are the water.

If people can't stand being alone, they have no choice but to die

I'd rather live one day as a lionthan live a hundred years as a sheepI'd rather reign in Hell than serve in Heavenlive my dream out in reality and not in my dreams

God is not nice. God is not an uncle. God is an earthquake.

I'm not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don't look like CM Punk when I'm not in my gear.

Someone will say to me, Oh that's so Jewish to interrupt. I say to myself, okay, is that code for you hate Jews? Or am I just being paranoid?

Having once been so high, humanity fell so low. What had once been dedicated to the soul was now dedicated to the sale.

I just try to live a really simple, natural life, because obviously, life has an impact on your voice.

Women are more skilled than men at making gossip entertaining.

Pope John Paul II's press secretary, who said, See, if only the Pope were Italian, he woulda shot back! Never got a dinner!

It is very important for an actor or actress to look around at everything and everyone and never forget about real life.

The great mystery to me is how restaurant critics think they can get away with doing their job without anybody noticing who they are.