In order to live up to your full potential on earth, you must always challenge and replace any thought or belief that goes against your happiness and success.

All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge.

The teacher's life should have three periods, study until twenty-five, investigation until forty, profession until sixty, at which age I would have him retired on a double allowance.

I just said to myself, She's just like you, you know, she can be nervous

Do you feel it's right for the England Captain to avoid his media duties?

I seem to be attracted to the quiet, brooding type. But not too brooding. Too brooding can be narcissistic. Or psychotic.

All lives are tales. Some spread, and grow in the telling. Others are just told between us and the gods, muttered back and forth behind our days, but those tales grow too and shake us just as fierce.

I'm not a painter who's saying, "I want people to see my work when I die; it will be this and that." That's not satisfying to me.

It is my duty, gentlemen, to inform you that women are dictators all, and I recommend to you this moral: In real life it takes only one to make a quarrel.

Aiming for perfection causes frustration at best and paralysis at worst.

And if I'm honest about it, I was obsessed with Nirvana and Pearl Jam. This is like '92, right in the throes of Soundgarden and Pearl Jam and Nirvana. I think I probably wanted to be Kurt Cobain.